Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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