Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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