Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
