I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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