Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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