i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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