What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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