Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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