if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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