Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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