i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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