He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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