I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
