Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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