I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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