I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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