ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She bit a glass in half.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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