Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just invented taco cereal.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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