Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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