I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Randomize