So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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