I wish I could punch you in the face.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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