Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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