just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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