Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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