rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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