Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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