I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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