Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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