At least make sure they are 18
Why
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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