I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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