I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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