I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Randomize