No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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