Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she told me i tasted like america
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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