You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
