someone get that fucking seahorse.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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