Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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