Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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