well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Please don't give away my fajitas
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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