This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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