I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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