I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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