Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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