Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You did what with his pubic hair?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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