Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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