I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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