Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My friends, they love my intelligence
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
