I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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