Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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