my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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