Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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