Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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