That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize