I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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