On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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