Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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