i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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